India Rain

Today was a big conformation day for the teenagers in my town who are catholic. I saw pictures on Facebook of all theses kids dressed up and happy together and started to get slightly envious. Then I realize that if I ever stepped foot in that church, I would likely burst into flames.

"What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women..."

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 01:41:23 -0400

““What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?””

- For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It
by Carol Diehl (via chouetteverte)

penandpage: What do your lines say? This is weird. It’s...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 02:19:35 -0400

penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell!

Up in mah heritage.

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 01:35:08 -0400

Up in mah heritage.

Preach it.

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 02:41:33 -0500

annelisa:

“When I had long hair, people seemed pretty sure they knew what I was about as soon as they met me. I sort of enjoy the uncertainty now.”

mydemisee: Same

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 01:32:54 -0500

mydemisee:

Same

Just… yes.

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 02:07:27 -0500

Just… yes.

Haha!

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 00:47:49 -0400

accidentalmusic:

my rats poop on stuff, and then act like totally
disgusted when they find it again, all like,

“where the fuck did this poop come from? who pooped in my food dish dammit?”